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My aunt Virginia ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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