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Bad food

My aunt Wilma ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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