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Bad food

My aunt Wilma ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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