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Bad food

My aunt Wilma ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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