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Bad food

My aunt Wilma ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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