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Bad food

My aunt Wilma ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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