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My aunt Wilhelmina ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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