Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
aunt
Victoria
ate
soggy lettuce
and
Vulcan death-gripped
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a policeman
a milkman
a taxi driver
a TV personality
a shepherd
a child
a ticket inspector
a student
a spy
a doctor
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.