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Bad food

My aunt Victoria ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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