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Bad food

My aunt Victoria ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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