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Bad food

My aunt Victoria ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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