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Bad food
My
aunt
Victoria
ate
a stale biscuit
and
slapped
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a tramp
a child
a spy
a dentist
a policewoman
a milkman
a TV personality
a man
a shepherd
a student
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.