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Bad food

My aunt Victoria ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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