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Bad food
My
aunt
Victoria
ate
Brussels sprouts
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
throat-punched
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bit
Vulcan death-gripped
nutcracker choked
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strangled
roundhouse kicked
slapped
kneed
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