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Bad food

My aunt Victoria ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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