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Bad food
My
aunt
Victoria
ate
a box of dead mice
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
scissor-kicked
karate-chopped
strangled
nutcracker choked
roundhouse kicked
slapped
head-butted
throat-punched
bit
Vulcan death-gripped
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