Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My aunt Victoria ate …

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mushy peas yesterday's fish a stale biscuit soggy lettuce a box of dead mice a wedge of blue cheese the last Rolo stinky tofu mouldy potatoes cat biscuits

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