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Bad food

My aunt Trudy ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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