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Bad food

My aunt Trudy ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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