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Bad food

My aunt Trudy ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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