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Bad food

My aunt Trudy ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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