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Bad food

My aunt Trudy ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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