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Bad food
My
aunt
Trudy
ate
turkey twizzlers
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
throat-punched
roundhouse kicked
slapped
head-butted
Vulcan death-gripped
kneed
strangled
bit
scissor-kicked
kicked
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