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Bad food

My aunt Trudy ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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