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Bad food

My aunt Trudy ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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