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Bad food

My aunt Trudy ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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