Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My aunt Trudy ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.