Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My aunt Trudy ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.