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Bad food

My aunt Trudy ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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