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Bad food
My
aunt
Trudy
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
turkey twizzlers
stinky tofu
stale bread
canned prunes
a stale biscuit
yesterday's fish
mouldy potatoes
over-cooked pasta
cat biscuits
a wedge of blue cheese
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