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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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