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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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