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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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