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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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