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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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