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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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