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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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