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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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