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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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