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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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