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Bad food
My
aunt
Greta
ate
a stale biscuit
and
strangled
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a student
a tramp
a policeman
a pilot
a man
a soldier
a sailor
a child
a taxi driver
a spy
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