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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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