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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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