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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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