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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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