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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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