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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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