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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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