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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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