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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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