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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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