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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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