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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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