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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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