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My aunt Greta ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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