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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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