Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My aunt Greta ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.