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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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