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Bad food

My aunt Greta ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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