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Bad food

My aunt Trisha ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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