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Bad food

My aunt Trisha ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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