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Bad food

My aunt Trisha ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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