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Bad food

My aunt Trisha ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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