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Bad food

My aunt Trisha ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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