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Bad food

My aunt Trisha ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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