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Bad food

My aunt Trisha ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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