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My aunt Trisha ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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