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Bad food

My aunt Trisha ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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