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Bad food

My aunt Trisha ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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