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Bad food

My aunt Trisha ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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