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Bad food

My aunt Thelma ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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